Another shit story

I went to visit a friend, Rusty, at one of our state’s other colleges.  While there I saw the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.  Rusty’s fraternity had a party that evening.  Loads of hot tail and drunk dudes.  One of his brothers was so shitfaced he could hardly walk.  Someone talked him into dropping a load on the main steps of the house.  He did it.  Dropped his pants, squatted and pushed out a steamer.  The place was electric.  Must have been 25 or more people laughing thier asses off. 

Then it got ugly.

This guy was totally relishing the attention.  I don’t know what he was thinking but he picked up a piece of his shit.  Held it up for the crowd smiling like he had just got laid for the first time. 

Then took a full-sized bite out of that mutherfucker. 

The place totally froze and people started puking.  Never have I seen a place’s mood switch from hilarity to despair so quickly.

Goddam that was gross.


~ by Stan Gable on August 22, 2008.

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