The ATE principles on getting laid in college, for guys

An older brother one night shared his framework for getting laid in college.  It all revolved around the three letters, A, T and E.  Thanks to brother M’fer for changing my life foreever.

1. locATE.  Find an unsuspecting beauty who is working on getting drunk.

2. initiATE conversation, usually something along the lines of “can I buy you another shot of 4 horsemen of the apocolypse?”  

3. isolATE her from her friends.

4. manipulATE her with bullshit as much as you possibly can

5. penetrATE but do not impregnATE (usually accomplished by wearing a prophylactic that was free at Student Health).

There you have it, the ATE principles for getting laid in college.

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~ by Stan Gable on September 30, 2008.

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